A REAL FISHING TACKLE EXPERT
A woman goes into Discount Fishing Supplies to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday.
She doesn't know which one to get, so she just picks one and goes over to the counter.
The salesman is standing there, wearing dark shades.

She says, "Excuse me. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"
He says, "Madam, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound it makes."
She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.

The well known mirror carp 'The Scarred Fish' from Luke Moffatt's Les Graviers near Dijon in France has been caught recently at a staggering 99lb, breaking the previous world record of 94lb from Rainbow Lake near Bordeaux.

Ambrose Smith caught the Scar at a new world record weight of 99lb, according to a blog post by Lake owner Luke Moffatt on Carpforum, dated June 5th 2010: